All I Want to do is Sleep and Pet Dogs Unspirational 2025 Day-to-Day Calendar

What happens when affirmations collide with reality? Unspiration.

Darkly funny meme-inspired parodies of motivational self-help messages, Elan Gale's @unspirational shows anyone going through dark times that there's always someone there to steal your car.

Features include:
• No single-use plastic
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Page size 4.6" x 4.6"
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Each page features a hilariously dark, cynical, and sarcastic anti-affirmation.